REALTONES

Funtones

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Prominent Voices and Stars

My son Taxi [David Backhome]
scandal!! [EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Homosex]
Talk to me and survive´ [´Arni]
Stop that deficit ringing´ [´Arni]
Mr. Prime Minister
Sex Sex Sex´ [´Arni]
so you vote 4 this: [You vote 4 G.W.]
Tomorrow it´s the world´ [´Arni]
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Comedy und Fun

Can you stop?
Red Alert Ringtone Missing
Marilyn M
Oh My God
I´ve got the bombs osama!
Flight captains phone call
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Iraq information minister calling 2
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All for kids

Please pick up the phone
The Mulberry Bush
Baah Baah Black Sheep
At Dawn To The Mountains
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
One Man Went To Mow
If You´re Happy And You Know It
Birds Nursery Rhyme Vocal (Do You Kazoo?)
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All kind of Sounds

Lots of wet kisses
Indu Temple [Loop Arts]
Gruesome Gong
Champagne for all!
Foghorn
Alpine Jazz IV [Yodel Madness]
Teeth brushing
Hair dressing machine
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Sound

For whom the cowbell tolls...
Grade of school
Airport
Vacuum cleaner
Perfect Putt
Boat
Petshop
Electrical storm
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Music

Whistle 3
01 [Circus]
Superasshole (Metal)
Beat Box-5 [Pimp Of Persia]
Supercunt (Metal)
02 [Waltz]
Shocking Nursery Rhymes
From a lonely prison wall I hear...
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Cars

Goggomobil passing
Targa-drive-away [CRX]
Beetle Cabrio
drive-away [Pe+++ot 406]
Dragster 2
Formula 1 race
Austin Healey Sprite
Vo+++ 122 S (1965)
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Animals

Freezing frogs
Shivery cicadas
Coyote
02 [Monkey]
Cock
Cows
Pig squeal 2
Crazy Bird
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SMS arrived

02 [Mail coming in]
SMS arrived 12
Sex MMS
02 [Text for you]
06 [Text arrived]
01 [Incoming text message]
SMS arrived 09
02 [MMS arrived]
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Killing sounds

Baby cries II
01 [Catkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
02 [Catkiller]
Baby cries I
Child Song and Baby Crying I
02 [Dogkiller]
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Horror

Gates Of Hell
Come out, wherever you are... I
Burn In Hell
Drawing the last breath
Menace of the Slaughterer I
Oh, don´t mind my pet wolf...
Bedevilment
Die you fucker, die!
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Loops

Bongo Loop
03 [Fast]
2 [Electric Loop]
02 [Fast]
01 [News]
3 [Strange Loop]
1 [Strange Loop]
James B.
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SMS Jingle

14 [Text urgent]
13 [Text urgent]
10 [Text urgent]
13 [Melody]
12 [Text urgent]
16 [Melody]
12 [Melody]
07 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

´GHANA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
ARG 0 - And that´s for the Falklands! [ENG 2]
Spain - Sports [National Anthem]
The English Team 2006
Football reporter fu++s it up.
Mexican football reporter
´MEXICO !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Iran - Sports [National Anthem]
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Christmas

Happy Christmas!
Tree [Crazy XMAS Songs: Belch]
Xmas in Newcastle
Have a bad ass mothaf**Xmas!
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Barking
Xmas in Glasgow
David B.: Merry Xmas to all of you!
Drunk Xmas in Glasgow
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Halloween

Ghost Drunk and Singing
Al Panocino I (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Fart [Ghost Cider]
Horror Message From Mobile
Oh My God
Shocking Nursery Rhymes 2
Happy Halloween Schwarnie (parody)
Happy Halloween from Russia I
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Motorbikes

Ky+++ Start
Hor+++ 600 passing
Hor+++ 600 Start
Ky+++ passing
drive-away [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 250 Start
400 passing [VFR]
pressing the accel-pedal [Ya++++ F+R 500]
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Crazy

Srrrhhahdyhbblladyshrrdmk
Outrunning battery 1
Alpine Jazz III [Yodel Madness]
Alpine Jazz IV [Yodel Madness]
Stupid [Kim Jong Il]
Castro and Friends [Kim Jong Il]
Mexican Airlines N G [Cpt. Pablo]
I Have no Seoul [Kim Jong Il]
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Announces

lifter (m) [Warning! Owner is a shirt]
The man of your dreams
Attention! Owner is an airline pilot (m).
up for free! [One pick]
Mobile spam filter
Warning! Owner is an astronaut (m)
Warning! Owner is a Muff diver!
This is the Queen of England calling 2
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Dialect

You piece of shit!.
Lord love us! (Liverpool)
Hey joker! (Birmingham)
Farmer Palmer phone crisis #5 (Manchester)
Crazy Italian: A good idea to pick up the telephone
Yokal phone
Manchester phone crisis!
Irish phone crisis.
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Science-Fiction

Enceladus [The Planets]
Kallichore [The Planets]
Hermippe [The Planets]
Uranus [The Planets]
Titan [The Planets]
SMS arrived [Robot]
Venus [The Planets]
Jupiter [The Planets]
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Winter

Snowboard: Nose Bone
Snowboard: Potato Peeler
Snowboard: Nuclear
Snowboard: Moby Dick
2 [Snowboarder´s Delight]
Scroop
Snowboard: Double Blind 180ty
Snowboard: Judo Air
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The Mad Frog

02 [The Mad Frog]
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog j+++++g
The Mad Frog is puking
The Mad Frog is high
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
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Yourbox-Stars

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Hi it´s Love [Dr Love]
Silent Night
O Christmas Tree
Swallow The Fly
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
Joy To The World
Good Christian Men, Rejoice
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Wake-up calls

Toast [Good Morning]
Bacon [Good Morning]
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Cobalt Blue Morning Mood
Egg [Good Morning]
Brick Red Morning Mood
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Blue Morning Mood
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Easter

Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
Gay Easter Bunny
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
The Sounds Of Easter
Michael [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Blondy´s last new year´s eve
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve with church bells
Good fairy.
Not again.That f...
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
New year´s eve Fart
Blondy can count
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

A Non Smoker Poem
Smoking makes Sexy
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
Why Always The Smokers?
I Love Smoking!
This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
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Asian Cocktail

Captain Sandhi locked in the toilet
Crazy Indian: What are you waiting for, pick up!
rafts will appear [Rajiv: Life]
We are going to crash, we are going to die!!
Indian: Pick up the bloody phone!
Pick up on Air India
Rajiv descending
Indian: Telephone ringing!
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Sports

Wimbledon: The Love Game
4-3-2-1-E L A T I O N !!! [5]
by a hair [Wimbledon: Out]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Devil Rays!
Wimbledon: Look! Blindfolded!!!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Diamondbacks!
News from the cycling cycles [TdF]
GREAT!!! [The Tour de France is over]
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Carnival

Tataaaaaaahh
Dirty laughter
3 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
The Mad Frog is amused
Hola, it´s time for party, yes!!!
6 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
1 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
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ACTION

Automatic Sniper Rifle
OP Battlefield: Yeeehaaa...it´s the bomb!
OP Battlefield: We´re surrounded!
Shots on the trumpet player
Drumroll
OP Battlefield: Artillery needs cordinates!
Browning Attack
Machinegun salvoes
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Stereo - FX

Insane Guitar
Tse Fly With Propellor [Tse]
Grandma´s Alright
Flight Of The Bumble Jet Bee
In Lothlorien On LSD
Maserati [Diesel]
Nice Alien
Disturbed Radio
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Mozart

Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Major Concert for hooters [D]
Figaro vs. Shaky
Figaro in the masticator
Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchelsea
Superjap
Curryman
Superpickup
Superwolves
Kryptonite
Supercaine
SuperMANU
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Movie Special: Pirates

Land ahoy!
Call ahoy!
Fearless Pirates
Davy Jones’ Locker
Mobile Pirates
Shut yer beak!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
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Baby Special

Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries II
Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
Squeaking terror
Nursery Rhyme I [Music Box Melody]
Anthem GDR [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

Symbols of human failure
Give peace a chance
The power of love
Stop the war !!!
Make some love !!!
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
You bunch of pricks !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
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Xtreme Soundz

Xtreme Attack
Arena Maniac
Drill me baby
Squeaking terror
BanzaiIII
Xtreme Baby
3 [Kung Fu]
Monster in the tank
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Business

Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
Professor! An urgent call!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
An urgent call from the President!
Slight knocking
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
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Motion Pictures and TV

Pick up young Skywalker
Hello Pike, you stupid boy!
And now for something completely different
Superaussie
Fuck off you knob jockey!
Lou and A.´s telephone argument
Argentina - Sports [National Anthem]
Lord that sings: Gollum´s ring! (parody)
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SMS Sounds

Firealert Austria
Pinball game
01 [Flourish]
03 [Message]
02 [Text Sound]
19 [Message]
Small Firealarm
Dentists drill
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Content Special

Alpine Scream Of Joy 1
Olympic Torch [Olympic Protest]
Alpine Scream Of Joy 4
O Sole Mio (Do You Kazoo?)
Children´s Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Funeral March (Do You Kazoo?)
Happy Valentine Xtreme
Human Beatbox (Do You Kazoo?)
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